Artwork by Dave Carnie
Manufactured at PS Stix (Heat Transfer)
Dimensions: 8.25 x 32.0
Specs: Nose: 7.0 / Tail: 6.75 / WB: 14.25
Note: All sales are final. Can't say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the manufacturing sense, we will not accept any returns—in other words, you bot it, you bought it.
Product Description: I could have just excerpted a paragraph or 23 from all the emails flipped back and forth with Carnie during his creation of this graphic gyre, but instead I'll look to the future and hope you can one day read something expansive by the man himself on how all the assorted paper scraps and plastic bread clips came to be meaningfully cobbled together. —Cliver
Warning: Since the dawn of mankind, top and bottom stain veneers have come in a variety of colors and the ones shown here are for display purposes only. In other words, we cannot guarantee a specific color so please be pleasantly surprised with the one you receive and not get all bent and butt-hurt about it.

Strangelove Dave Carnie / Garbage Patch Kid / 8.25"